Or if none of that works, you could always follow in one YouTuber's footsteps and build a robot that force-feeds you alcohol.

Cases go to court as world-renowned clinic expresses concern at ‘draconian approach when proven alternatives exist’ ...

It seems to be the first proof of non-suffragette/political prisoners undergoing force-feeding. The scale was quite large too - force-feeding seems to have been done in most prisons throughout England ...