As Napoleon Dynamite star Jon Heder put it ... It didn’t work out with Deb, but he really wants to make it work with Deb so he’s like, ‘I’ve gotta get some political sway to pull ...

Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

The best Napoleon Dynamite quotes celebrate awkward teens in high school with hilarity and deadpan delivery. Many characters, from Napoleon to Kip to Uncle Rico, deliver lines that become ...

Preston, Idaho's most curious resident, Napoleon Dynamite, lives with his grandma and his 32-year-old brother (who cruises chat rooms for ladies) and works to help his best friend, Pedro ...