It was a No One Watches Bowl for the ages. And, yeah, I think that’s probably what they ought to call this thing. Forget the Pac-2 championship or the Left Behind Bowl. The schools need to lean into that bitter mondegreen of Lee Corso’s actual quote,

OSU’s breakout player on Saturday? It was Gabarri Johnson, a freshman quarterback from Tacoma. When Washington and Oregon were in the conference - the rich kids in-state - it made sense for OSU and WSU fans to feel some type of kinship because of their shared experience as the plucky underdogs. Now they’re just dogs fighting for scraps.