If Gru wore a uniform, it wouldn’t have stars or stripes. It would have a coffee stain and rank that no one really ...

Because Gru isn’t a general, a colonel or a squad leader. He’s a warrant officer with better branding and way more minions. Gru’s not technically in charge of the world.

These short scary quotes from famous movies and books will give you goosebumps. We've rounded up creepy, dark and disturbing sayings on life, death and more.