That one Chappell Roan lyric won't apply to you if you ditch those fugly jeans for a stylish pair of Levi's 501s.

And all you Levi's loyalists will be glad to hear, they're practically giving these things away on Amazon right now. I'm talking up to 55 percent off the 501. The world's most iconic jean is $35.60. That's cheaper than what I'd pay for dinner and drinks for myself in New York City.

What Is the Levi’s Cyber Monday Sale? The Levi’s Cyber Monday sale starts today and goes through December 3 with 40% to 50% off sitewide, plus 50% off accessories (like the Backpatch Beanie) and kids’ clothing.